Words of Wisdom (of sorts)

If you keep your head when the rest have lost theirs,
You’d be the only one needing a haircut
---fred flintstone

If you lie on your back and you cry
Your tears go to your ears
---fred flintstone, again

You taught me a valuable lesson…although im not sure what it was
--- spongebob

and of course, i saved the best for last:

Sabi ni teacher pag di ako umutot magkaka sick ako
E lahat naman kami sa room umuutot
---my nephew